Doodle Pill Hall of Fame

Every once in a while I go into my email spam folder for some comedy. Although, I have no need for wiener pills, the subject lines are the BEST!

Here are some of my favorites:

• "A well hung SCHLON'G will get you places you've never been before"-----Thanks, but I'd rather take a plane
  

• "Hear her scream your name in passion!"------I would rather hear her scream that my table at Olive Garden is ready
  

• "Give the girls what they want with your long and hard instrument"-----Most girls I know like drummers anyway
  

• "The baby-maker grows and develops GRADUALLY, not over night!"-----Kinda like a real baby!
  

• "Relax and have fun with your poker"-----I prefer to relax over Bingo, but thanks!
  

• "Outsized schlon'g for you and your gf!"-----Outsized? Wouldn't that hurt?
  

• "Huge boner for you!"-----I'd really prefer a pony, but I guess a boner will do.
  

• "Make your love stick longer and more powerful!"-----My love sticks name is Pixie and she is filled with sugar, THAT my friend has the power.
  

• "All natural growth of your willy!"-----I saw Free Willy and I don't think he needs to be any bigger.
  

• "A bigger wang is only months away"-----Well, thinner Chung will be happy! Do you think they will do a reunion tour?