Le black hole

So I was creeping around some blogs this afternoon (slow day at work, trying to kill some time before I have to pick up Hank from the groomer) and I come across a few of these purse challenges. All of these purses have the neatest contents I have ever seen. Keys, with a neat cute little key fob, a brush without 7 years of hair wrapped up in it, and a wallet that can actually close. Brilliant. So folks I present to you the inside of my purse:


These are fresh photos taken only moments ago with my camera phone, in my office at work ( I apologize for the messy carpet and my hubby's jacked up flip flops in the picture). First of all I counted 10 pens, 6 lip glosses, one lipstick, 4 rolls of dental floss, 2 sets of keys to my car (yes, I said 2, I am famous for locking my keys in my car), 1 ginormous wad of reciepts, and a wallet that will not close, two packs of gum, a toothbrush and a AA Energizer battery. Of course various other stuff that you can see. Just drives the fact home that I MUST get some organization in my life. So please, anyone who is willing to reveal your inner purse slob, show yourself now. I need company.

Gotta go, Hank's ready.