She done lost her damn mind

So......you know I am going crazy, right? Well to drive the fact home here is a little sampling of my looniness. Today I walk in my office and sit down at my desk, I immediatly smell a smell that smells. It smells slightly fruity, kinda sweet and strong. I ask everyone inthe office "who has the air freshener?". Everybody says "not me". Aghhhhhh it is giving me a headache. It smells like a cheap old lady perfume. I scour the office looking for surf wax, sometimes surf wax smells strong, found some, not it. It is coming from my desk area, I crawl under my desk looking for a perfume sample or something. Nothing. I did find my favotite pair of scissors though. An hour passes I still smell the smell that smells smelly like my great aunt Hazel. It's driving me to drink. Where is it coming from??????




Yeah, it's coming from ME. I put on a new deoderant this morning Degree Antipersirant/Deoderant in Pure Rain. Oh, man it's awful. I didn't smell it when I put it on because it's the kind of deoderant that when you start to pit up, it turns on the stink. I feel like I have a hangover, like every time I smell it I want to hork. Can't wait to shower this stink off.